XD

Alright. So I finally know the reason why Momus wears an eyepatch*.

Parasites + Tiny scratch on eye + Contact lens container washed in tap water**. You do the math. Though honestly, after watching the documentary on parasites (aptly named "Body Snatchers"), it's almost enough to make one swear off wearing contact lenses. Or stop consuming beef.

This dude? He consumed a beef tapeworm cyst. 3 weeks later, only because he was getting married, he popped a deworming pill and let loose a worm spanning over 6 feet in length. They even filmed the dude going, "OOO~ Now that felt like something. Something like a big pile of worm. I don't think I can turn around and see. *TURNS AROUND AND SEES ANYWAY* JESUS KRIST!!!!!" Next thing you know, the man stretches the tapeworm on the garden and lies down next to it.

My neighbour could hear me screeching in amused terror.

*I tried googling, but couldn't find anything. You think I would try Wikipedia, but sometimes things just slip out of one's mind.

**URRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH.

Carry on.

PS: Ryouri-Fu! <3333333 IT ISH NOT THE SIZE OF TEH SPOON BUT HOW YOU WIELD IT!

*DIES*