[identity profile] loaswearargyle.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
you'll bite the bullet, present yourself as the intelligent + off-centered Helvetius you really are and be quite charming.

Neil/Helvetius pr0n ensues.

Tom waits plays low in the background.

[identity profile] helvetius.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
... no, actually, I'll just go fangirly, be speechless and/or make senseless squeeing noises, get my book(s) signed, squish the man, get some photos and be another statistic.

I'm not complaining. Heh.

[identity profile] petronia.livejournal.com 2005-06-26 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I demand photos!

(Montreal has seen the man exactly as often as Singapore has. Damn you, Toronto!)